It recently occured to me that there are more than a couple similarities between these two unfashionable things. Here is the long and short of it:
- There is no reasoning with mullet enthusiasts.
- Both have fishy origins
- One is an ape drape one is monkey see monkey do.
- Both seem like a compromise between style and business (see also: business in the front… party in the back), but are really just absurd.
- At first glance, both concepts seem dated. Under closer evaluation you realize neither was ever a good idea.
Do not make this Achy-Breaky Big Mistakie!