@ryanparsley

ryanparsley: @ShawnWildermuth suddenly, that email asking if I had seen an incontinent truth makes more sense.

ryanparsley: @mikegee Zany sitcom premise: An alien comes to earth and tries to blend in by making inferences about our culture via image searches.

ryanparsley: @mikegee were you logged in at the time of that google image search? If so... those results were customized for you.

ryanparsley: It looks like the net awards has more judges than contestants.

ryanparsley: @chriskjennings excellent timing... I have been tinkering with mobile optimized design techniques... and I love disqus.

ryanparsley: @shinsyotta that made me smile.

ryanparsley: RT @planet_lois: 1 in 5 Americans think the President is a Muslim. 4 in 5 Americans are tired of putting up with the 1 in 5 being an idiot.

ryanparsley: @Lapp bullet proof glass doesn't grow on trees... we need to fortify the crucial institutions first... gas stations.

ryanparsley: @brianbreslin like in Superman 3!

ryanparsley: Looks like I talked about froyo too much and everyone who was following me stopped.

ryanparsley: @Orical there's nothing quite like a Jack 'n Canola after a hard days work.

ryanparsley: @Orical you mean like when someone offers you a nice tall glass of canola oil?

ryanparsley: @tonycarrera any songs you'd recommend for someone just starting out?

ryanparsley: @kzurawel what happens after I upgrade to zebracakes?

ryanparsley: Great googly moogly! I just got froyo, gingerbread doesn't even have a ship date and there is already talks of honeycomb?

ryanparsley: @tonycarrera what you suggest seems far more enjoyable.

ryanparsley: @tonycarrera your guitar advice seems counter intuitive to me. I've been trying to do it "right", then practice to make it faster/smoother.

ryanparsley: I do like that froyo came out in the summer and gingerbread is 4th quarter. I hope they keep the dessert code names seasonally appropriate.

ryanparsley: Froyo! Whoo! We did it internet... yeah! I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible. When does gingerbread come out?

ryanparsley: Once again, my wife got the android ota update before I did. She doesn't even care about froyo!