Twitter updates from RyanParsley / ryanparsley.
Updated: 32 min 43 sec ago
ryanparsley: Oh no! Now that I have fixed my performance issues... I no longer have a good excuse to not write a blog post.
ryanparsley: Oh no! Now that I have fixed my performance issues... I no longer have a good excuse to not write a blog post.
ryanparsley: If you call a group of old women chatting a hen house, what is the inverse for old men... cock ring?
ryanparsley: If you call a group of old women chatting a hen house, what is the inverse for old men... cock ring?
ryanparsley: @krisstraub no one said Amityville yet?
ryanparsley: @krisstraub no one said Amityville yet?
ryanparsley: For your quiver: The dns issue looked a lot like a database or memory issue. Cached pages were fast, but db hits took 10 seconds.
ryanparsley: For your quiver: The dns issue looked a lot like a database or memory issue. Cached pages were fast, but db hits took 10 seconds.
ryanparsley: After all the tinkering with RyanParsley.com, most of the performance issue was due to a DNS issue with my host file #lastPlaceYouLook
ryanparsley: After all the tinkering with RyanParsley.com, most of the performance issue was due to a DNS issue with my host file #lastPlaceYouLook
ryanparsley: RT @paddydonnelly: ATTN! The full story behind the Trolololo video: http://bit.ly/aDizuR
ryanparsley: RT @paddydonnelly: ATTN! The full story behind the Trolololo video: http://bit.ly/aDizuR
ryanparsley: @catschwamm bias never really left journalism. When there was just one set of footprints... bias was carrying journalism.
ryanparsley: @catschwamm bias never really left journalism. When there was just one set of footprints... bias was carrying journalism.
ryanparsley: @MSURabbott quite the opposite. Had to miss this one, been a little under the weather.
ryanparsley: @MSURabbott quite the opposite. Had to miss this one, been a little under the weather.
ryanparsley: @brianbreslin don't forget to set your clock back
ryanparsley: @brianbreslin don't forget to set your clock back
ryanparsley: @ericadurst no one wants a quote off. They start off clever enough, but before long, someone is reduced to quoting Yogi Berra. No one wins.
ryanparsley: @ericadurst no one wants a quote off. They start off clever enough, but before long, someone is reduced to quoting Yogi Berra. No one wins.
ryanparsley: @ericadurst "If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there." —Lewis Carroll
ryanparsley: @ericadurst "If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there." —Lewis Carroll
ryanparsley: RT @soulpancake: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000 - online petition to officially name that number 'hella' http://bit.ly/9GHdFs
ryanparsley: RT @soulpancake: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000 - online petition to officially name that number 'hella' http://bit.ly/9GHdFs
ryanparsley: Mr. @brianbreslin tear down this wall!
ryanparsley: Mr. @brianbreslin tear down this wall!
ryanparsley: @ShawnWildermuth did you end up getting your droid working?
ryanparsley: @ShawnWildermuth did you end up getting your droid working?
ryanparsley: @MoreWillie speaking of awesome things in Fort Lauderdale... what's the story on your coworking space?
ryanparsley: @MoreWillie speaking of awesome things in Fort Lauderdale... what's the story on your coworking space?
ryanparsley: New podcast is up! @roder explains how appush helps you add push notifications to your iPhone app. http://bit.ly/cYuZWH
ryanparsley: New podcast is up! @roder explains how appush helps you add push notifications to your iPhone app. http://bit.ly/cYuZWH
ryanparsley: @frankstallone it's a bit of a style thing... most important thing is to be consistent.
ryanparsley: @frankstallone it's a bit of a style thing... most important thing is to be consistent.
ryanparsley: @DavideDiCillo it always has been
ryanparsley: @DavideDiCillo it always has been
ryanparsley: Realized I never connected the dots. The great presentation I was talking about on Sat. morning was given by @jstawski (thanks @pbacgrad)
ryanparsley: Realized I never connected the dots. The great presentation I was talking about on Sat. morning was given by @jstawski (thanks @pbacgrad)
ryanparsley: Being guaranteed 1 of 2 possible outcomes does not equate to having 50/50 odds.
ryanparsley: Being guaranteed 1 of 2 possible outcomes does not equate to having 50/50 odds.
